oi oi!! I knew I'd be the first to post! Always am-- the first.
I'm Falin Kate Rees Weaver. I can't tell you how old i am. You wouldn't believe me. In 1719, when me and my sister friend Gwen (believe me, she'll be posting next, so you watch out for her) went to America, I was on the pirate ship the Maiden Mist. And when it turned out that America was not so much a wonderful place, we left and seeing nowhere else to go, turned to piracy. 
It's not so bad to be a pirate, truly its not. If you're strong enough. 

god, now im bored. No one to talk to... Hmmm... Oh yes!! I've got something to complain about! That stinkin writer of mine. Smith, that's er name. Sometimes she drives me to tears!! Honestly, she does. On the first draft of my book, she made me cry all the time it seemed! I got so tired of having to fight with blurry swollen eyes. not pleasant, dont try it! Although she did find me a good man, i'll giver er that!
Couse, if it wudnt for er, i wouldn't really be here. Just think! Falin Rees could have been born from the hands of a writer making a sci-fi book about a girl astronaut or something! Or i could have been a spy. Hmmm... i would have liked that...