Do you know, Smith, you're a bit daft after all. Here I am, 29 years old and watching as you type. And you're calling us weird? Weird?! You're the one that created us! 
And just so that you know, although you've probably realized your stupuidity by now, Abe is not home with the children, because they're not children anymore. For God's sake woman! You just wrote about my grand-daughter Ilana in your NaNoWriMo book! 
Ilana: Daughter of my eldest son (for all of you that do not know this) Taro. And even she should be dead for a good few years.  

But on a better note to you: you do have a good choice of music. But for goodness sakes, please get some more cd's or listen to some different music already! ARG! For all the hours that I have to watch you typing out my fate, you may be zoned out and absorbed in my world, but I have got to listen to My Chemical Romance or Bob Dylan playing over and over again!

You guys are ridiculous. You realize that right? Of coruse, should I truly be saying that, when I am what made you thus? Falin, give it up about the trying to make me immortalize you already! You are already posting and have your own blog when you should really be dead for a good couple hundren years. You guys want to know how old she is? Yeah well, she may be saying she's 29 for the rest of her life, but really she's... *whispers silently* 305 years old! Get over it Falin. You knew it was coming. 
And Gwen! You know that the blog is first come first serve. You should have gotten here first is all. 
Now where's Abe? Falin have you left him with the kids again?

Arghh!! Damn you to the depths, Falin! Posted just seconds before I got off the ship to post myself!!
I'm Gwen. you may call me Garrett. Or Gwen. Or Guinevere, if you must. But never, on any occasion shall you call me Miss Kennedy. I'll run anyone who calls me that name through with the dagger i've just secured. 

You may not know it, because Falin (although i do love her as a sister, she's outdone me again!) is all well to do with her book, dragonfly wings (ha, didnt even bother to capitilize it, did i?) but i've got my own book as well. or i will, if that damned author smith would ever finish with falin's account and come back to mine and my cousin abe's. Smith's named it 'Miss Kennedy'. Can you imagine her guts? Miss Kennedy, as if i truly want to be reminded that i had to spend most of my childhood trapped in an awful boarding school for high class wenches. 

oi oi!! I knew I'd be the first to post! Always am-- the first.
I'm Falin Kate Rees Weaver. I can't tell you how old i am. You wouldn't believe me. In 1719, when me and my sister friend Gwen (believe me, she'll be posting next, so you watch out for her) went to America, I was on the pirate ship the Maiden Mist. And when it turned out that America was not so much a wonderful place, we left and seeing nowhere else to go, turned to piracy. 
It's not so bad to be a pirate, truly its not. If you're strong enough. 

god, now im bored. No one to talk to... Hmmm... Oh yes!! I've got something to complain about! That stinkin writer of mine. Smith, that's er name. Sometimes she drives me to tears!! Honestly, she does. On the first draft of my book, she made me cry all the time it seemed! I got so tired of having to fight with blurry swollen eyes. not pleasant, dont try it! Although she did find me a good man, i'll giver er that!
Couse, if it wudnt for er, i wouldn't really be here. Just think! Falin Rees could have been born from the hands of a writer making a sci-fi book about a girl astronaut or something! Or i could have been a spy. Hmmm... i would have liked that...